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October 26, 2009
October 26, 2009
Yanks beat Angels in 6 to advance to World Series
New York Yankees’ Alex Rodriguez tries to make the throw on a single by Los Angeles Angels’ Torii Hunter during the sixth inning of Game 6 of the American League Championship baseball series Sunday, Oct. 25, 2009, in New York. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
Bring on the Phillies!!
October 26, 2009
6-0! WHO DAT!
The Saints come back from behind with an impressive 22 points in the 4th quarter to go on top of the Miami Dolphins. Could the Saints be unstoppable?
October 5, 2009
Behind The Numbers: Dallas Cowboys @ Denver Broncos
Quarterback: For the first time in his short career, Tony Romo has gone two weeks without a touchdown pass. Last week, the week defense of the Panthers made it easy for the running game to go crazy, so it wasn’t a problem. Well, if you’re a fantasy owner this year, you know that one of the real surprises this year is Denver’s defense. Romo had a decent game, but missed some key places he needed to be right on the money. There is a debate with my friends as to whether or not his gameplay was his fault. But that fumble and interception had Antonio written all over them. C-
Rushing: There’s not much bad you can say about the running attack the Cowboys have had since week 2. Even with Felix Jones out, Tashard and Marion showed the pure power they have and their ability to break tackles for the extra 4 to 8 yards they need for the first. On a related note, Rashard Mendenhall of the Steelers is reminding me more and more of Tashard Choice. They found holes even when the offensive line broke off their own plays. I only wish that Jason Garrett was calling more running plays in that last red zone opporunity. A
Receiving: As always, this is a two faced monster on the Dallas Cowboys. The receiving core remind me of an abusive, drunk husband. I’ll love him one minute, and the next, he is beating me with the metro section of the paper for cooking his eggs wrong. Roy Williams should know his role with the Cowboys now. It’s to catch balls. That goes for you too, Marty B. Stop making youtube videos and get on the practice field. You ran the exact routes you were supposed to make. It was your fault for not catching the balls. C
Defense: Speaking of love/hate/spousal abuse, let’s talk about the Cowboys defense. Defensive line: I love you. That 3rd and inches and then 4th and inches (or 4TH AND SHORT!) you stopped in the 1st half was great. The pressure you put on Captain Neckbeard was fantastic. Secondary: I would not cross a road to piss on your head if you were on fire. Seriously, guys. You let the T.O. of the Mountain Time Zone basically make one of the most amazing plays of his careers. Overweight, slow, and on the field from ankle breaking jukes is no way to go through life, son. C
Overall: Again, with this loss, it was a very fun game to watch. Though there were struggles in the red zone on both sides, it was an SEC game with a Big 10 score. But struggling to score is a red flag in Cowboys nation. We are the most fickle fans in the world. We are far more critical than any of the haters nationwide. If there is a problem, fix it. You have the technology. You can rebuild it. I expect a blowout in Kansas City. C+
Texas A&M: As I said at Plucker’s, I place full blame for this game on to Texas A&M. You guys know exactly what you did. Now stop it with your stupid woots and your mascot that makes no sense. F
October 2, 2009
Here are some awesome soccer clips…MAD SKILLS!!
October 2, 2009
Today on Hockey Talk. Quite possibly the greatest hockey related video ever made.
October 1, 2009
2 Cowboys tickets in Hall of Fame seating for MNF - $1,000
Michael Irvin jerseys for you and your girlfriend to wear at the game - $130
A lot of alcohol - $200
Being videotaped plowing your girlfriend in the bathroom - Priceless
Well I guess he thought he should plow his girlfriend like the Giants were plowing Tony Homo
October 1, 2009
Sam Bradford should have gone to the NFL
So today the talk on the sports forums and blogs has shifted from the big interest in the OU-Miami game to why is Sam Bradford still at Oklahoma. I’ve heard a lot of people claim that Bradford made the wrong decision by staying another year at OU after winning the Heisman. PEOPLE!! What’s wrong with you Sam Bradford is not in the wrong here. He like many other QBs (Colt McCoy, Matt Leinart…) care about their education. Remember they are student athletes, STUDENTS first. It is not wrong to want to further your education and put the NFL on the back burner. It doesn’t matter how much money it might have cost him because in the long run that diploma will get him some where in the world. Let’s say he does go into the NFL and the same thing happens to him like it just did…but career ending. Sam Bradford would have been fucked!! With out a degree he would have had a hard time making a living and like most other NFL players file bankruptcy. People leave the kid alone, he did the right thing and please don’t think I’m an OU fan I’m from Texas (FUCK OU) but I just thought that some one should come out and defend this kid for being a good student.
September 30, 2009
WNBA, That’s still around??
Well to try my best to stay with my proposed schedule today is suppose to be shit talkin on the NBA, but since the NBA season hasn’t started yet. Lets talk a little bit about the WNBA. Apparently the WNBA finals are going on right now and guess what no one knew about it, let alone cared about it. Mercury’s Taurasi was named MVP and now every one is asking who the Fuck is Taursai…Dont worry I’m With you. I thought they had gotten rid of the WNBA, but since they didn’t here are some stats on attendance records for the WNBA in recent years.
If you notice below no one has more than 75% full capacity…sad!
STATS:
Atlanta Dream
Venue Capacity: 18729
2009 Average Attendance: 7102
Average Capacity: 38% full
7K Profitability Average: 101.46% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 71.02%
2009 Total Attendance: 120737
2008 Total Attendance: 138252
Orender: WRONG (0-1)
Chicago Sky
Venue Capacity: 6304
2009 Average Attendance: 3970
Average Capacity: 63% full
7K Profitability Average: N/A
10K Legitimacy Average: N/A (Off to… Rosemont!)
2009 Total Attendance: 63521
2008 Total Attendance: 62146
Orender: CORRECT (1-2)
NOTE: Attendance figures are not available for 8/18. Missing data has been factored out of the above totals.
Connecticut Sun
Venue Capacity: 9518
2009 Average Attendance: 6794
Average Capacity: 71% full
7K Profitability Average: 97.06% (Sad trombone)
10K Legitimacy Average: N/A
2009 Total Attendance: 115496
2008 Total Attendance: 143196
Orender: WRONG (1-3)
Detroit Shock
Venue Capacity: 22076 (this is one that needs verification)
2009 Average Attendance: 8011
Average Capacity: 36% full
7K Profitability Average: 114.44% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 80.11%
2009 Total Attendance: 136184
2008 Total Attendance: 162669
Orender: WRONG (1-4)
Indiana Fever
Venue Capacity: 18345
2009 Average Attendance: 7939
Average Capacity: 43% full
7K Profitability Average: 113.42% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 79.39%
2009 Total Attendance: 134964
2008 Total Attendance: 130941
Orender: CORRECT (2-5)
Los Angeles Sparks
Venue Capacity: 18997
2009 Average Attendance: 10383
Average Capacity: 55% full
7K Profitability Average: 148.33% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 103.83%
2009 Total Attendance: 176507
2008 Total Attendance: 161639
Orender: CORRECT (3-6)
Minnesota Lynx
Venue Capacity: 19006 (Verification needed)
2009 Average Attendance: 7537
Average Capacity: 40% full
7K Profitability Average: 107.67% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 75.37%
2009 Total Attendance: 128127
2008 Total Attendance: 119972
Orender: CORRECT (4-7) – and who says “nobody” goes to Lynx games?
New York Liberty
Venue Capacity: 19763
2009 Average Attendance: 9800
Average Capacity: 50% full
7K Profitability Average: 140% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 98% (Sooo close!)
2009 Total Attendance: 166604
2008 Total Attendance: 134379
Orender: CORRECT (5-8)
Phoenix Mercury
Venue Capacity: 18422
2009 Average Attendance: 8523
Average Capacity: 46% full (need more X Factor)
7K Profitability Average: 121.75% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 83.23% (70% of that is Taurasi and Pondexter)
2009 Total Attendance: 144884
2008 Total Attendance: 144767
Orender: CORRECT (6-9)
Sacramento Monarchs
Venue Capacity: 17317
2009 Average Attendance: 7744
Average Capacity: 45% full
7K Profitability Average: 110.63% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 77.44%
2009 Total Attendance: 131654
2008 Total Attendance: 139066
Orender: WRONG (6-10)
San Antonio Silver Stars
Venue Capacity: 18787
2009 Average Attendance: 7527
Average Capacity: 40% full
7K Profitability Average: 107.53% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 75.27%
2009 Total Attendance: 127957
2008 Total Attendance: 135722
Orender: WRONG (6-11)
NOTE: I was happily a statistic, lending my sole hiney to the home opener against New York.
Seattle Storm
Venue Capacity: 10833 (for WNBA games)
2009 Average Attendance: 7874
Average Capacity: 38% full
7K Profitability Average: 112.49% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 78.74%
2009 Total Attendance: 133858
2008 Total Attendance: 140503
Orender: WRONG (6-12)
Washington Mystics
Venue Capacity: 20173
2009 Average Attendance: 11338
Average Capacity: 56% full
7K Profitability Average: 161.97% (cha ching!)
10K Legitimacy Average: 113.38% (2 Legit! 2 Legit 2 Quit!)
2009 Total Attendance: 192747
2008 Total Attendance: 154637
Orender: CORRECT (7-13)
September 29, 2009
Chuck Knoblauch Arrested For Assault
Apparently former Yankees second baseman Chuck Knoblauch turned him self in for beating his wife. Reports say they are going through a rough divorce and a fight got out of hand. Come on Chuck WTF!! You’re an ex-Yankee have some fucking class!
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