October 24, 2009
NFL Experts Will Not Rest Until Every Quarterback Leads The League In Something Retarded - Nfl - Deadspin

Quarterback: Jay Cutler
Leads the league in: Frowns

Quarterback: Matt Stafford
Leads the league in: Spunk (can be employed literally if you like)

Quarterback: Aaron Rodgers
Leads the league in: Perseverance

Quarterback: Eli Manning
Leads the league in: Innocence

Quarterback: Donovan McNabb
Leads the league in: Resolve

Quarterback: Jason Campbell
Leads the league in: Passivity

Quarterback: Matt Ryan
Leads the league in: Upside

Quarterback: Drew Brees
Leads the league in: Underappreciation

Quarterback: Josh Johnson
Leads the league in: Wildcardedness

Quarterback: Kurt Warner
Leads the league in: Grizzliness

Quarterback: Matt Hasselbeck
Leads the league in: Toughness

Quarterback: Shaun Hill
Leads the league in: Guttiness

Quarterback: Marc Bulger
Leads the league in: Patience (he gets sacked a lot)

Quarterback: Ben Roethlisberger
Leads the league in: JUST MAKING THINGS HAPPEN

Quarterback: Derek Anderson
Leads the league in: Fearlessness

Quarterback: Joe Flacco
Leads the league in: Unrattledness

Quarterback: Carson Palmer
Leads the league in: Fortitude

Quarterback: Tom Brady
Leads the league in: REAL poise. Let me show you what real poise looks like right here.

Quarterback: Trent Edwards
Leads the league in: Fortitude

Quarterback: Peyton Manning
Leads the league in: Passion

Quarterback: Kerry Collins
Leads the league in: Adversity

Quarterback: David Garrard
Leads the league in: Quietness

Quarterback: Matt Cassel
Leads the league in: Mysteriousness

Quarterback: JaMarcus Russell
Leads the league in: Girth

Quarterback: Kyle Orton
Leads the league in: Game management

Quarterback: Philip Rivers
Leads the league in: Touch, douchiness