Quarterback: Jay Cutler
Leads the league in: Frowns
Quarterback: Matt Stafford
Leads the league in: Spunk (can be employed literally if you like)
Quarterback: Aaron Rodgers
Leads the league in: Perseverance
Quarterback: Eli Manning
Leads the league in: Innocence
Quarterback: Donovan McNabb
Leads the league in: Resolve
Quarterback: Jason Campbell
Leads the league in: Passivity
Quarterback: Matt Ryan
Leads the league in: Upside
Quarterback: Drew Brees
Leads the league in: Underappreciation
Quarterback: Josh Johnson
Leads the league in: Wildcardedness
Quarterback: Kurt Warner
Leads the league in: Grizzliness
Quarterback: Matt Hasselbeck
Leads the league in: Toughness
Quarterback: Shaun Hill
Leads the league in: Guttiness
Quarterback: Marc Bulger
Leads the league in: Patience (he gets sacked a lot)
Quarterback: Ben Roethlisberger
Leads the league in: JUST MAKING THINGS HAPPEN
Quarterback: Derek Anderson
Leads the league in: Fearlessness
Quarterback: Joe Flacco
Leads the league in: Unrattledness
Quarterback: Carson Palmer
Leads the league in: Fortitude
Quarterback: Tom Brady
Leads the league in: REAL poise. Let me show you what real poise looks like right here.
Quarterback: Trent Edwards
Leads the league in: Fortitude
Quarterback: Peyton Manning
Leads the league in: Passion
Quarterback: Kerry Collins
Leads the league in: Adversity
Quarterback: David Garrard
Leads the league in: Quietness
Quarterback: Matt Cassel
Leads the league in: Mysteriousness
Quarterback: JaMarcus Russell
Leads the league in: Girth
Quarterback: Kyle Orton
Leads the league in: Game management
Quarterback: Philip Rivers
Leads the league in: Touch, douchiness